My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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