i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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