think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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