Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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