before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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