I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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