i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
