Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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