69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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