Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Drunk is not a location!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Text me some of your sweat
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
