dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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