i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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