so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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