glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You can't special order awesome
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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