If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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