Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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