we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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