he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
