well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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