Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
And then my night got REAL pukey
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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