I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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