In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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