He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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