ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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