Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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