so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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