As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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