and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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