He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
