Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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