Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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