Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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