Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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