Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Randomize
