I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My pussy is not your playground.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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