How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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