Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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