Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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