D3 body, D1 cock
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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