its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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