The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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