I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My ass is underappreciated
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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