what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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