'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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