i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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