I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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