I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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