and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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