I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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