Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
